The O.C. is everything that Fox claims. Yes I'm 26. Yes I still watch teen angst dramas that star 21+ year olds as teenagers.
Sue me. But back to the O.C., did kids really drink that much in high school? Do they now? Also, even though things work
differently in the O.C., there should be at least a couple uglies right? Is Mischa Barton that hot? Yes, she is.
Why wasn't Kerri Green a bigger star? Did anyone not have a crush on her growing up? She completely dominated the screen
in 1985 and 1986 with Goonies, Summer Rental, and Lucas only to fall off the face of the Earth (although
I did see her on ER in the last couple years. This seems to happen to a lot of actresses: Phoebe Cates, Pamela Gidley
(the girl from Thrashin'), Ione Skye, the girl from Just One of the Boys (thanks B. Simmons). Hollywood confuses me.
Sometimes I feel like driving and trying to find a town where dancing is illegal.
How many people in the US that are not scientists, Batman, or involved with NASA will look at Mars when it is the closest
it's been to Earth in thousands of years (on 8/27)? Answer: 12 (me being one of them) Is anyone else interested in this?
Did the incident at Miller Park persuade or dissuade people from entering the professional world of Sausage racing?
No matter what, the top single in 2003 is E.T. Also in the top 5, Petunia. Apparently, being friends with someone for 8 years
is a minimum before you are allowed to listen to the private recordings of Jay and Lance.
Life truly does go on, when you're miles away
Bret Michaels at Joe's this October...should I buy tickets now or now? This should have been sold out months ago.
Tenacious D, Dido, and Nina Gordon better release some new CD or go on tour soon. Same with Guns N' Roses but I've been saying
this about them for the last 8 years. Speaking of which, I was looking through my CDs and at one point I bought the following:
T.a.t.u, Chant, Lifehouse, Jennifer Love Hewitt (an old one) and Maverick (soundtrack). It's like looking through old pictures
of yourself where you wore Z Cavaricci's, what was I thinking. Furthermore, why I haven't I thrown those CDs out already?
If you're a woman, do you get sent a catalog when you turn 40 that only has jumpsuits in them? On a somewhat related note,
only at the Mall of America will you find an obese woman wearing yellow cargo sweat pants. Seriously, that is what this woman
was wearing. I did a lot of people watching as I waited in line for Hillary Clinton to sign a copy of her autobiography. 3 hours
of my life gone. Odds are I would have wasted it anyways.
Is it okay to have man-crushes on Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom? That being said, what's it going to take to get Keira
Knightley to give me her hand in marriage? What I demand?! Pirates of the Caribbean is the best movie this summer. If you
haven't seen it then you're crazy. I have written 8 articles and this is the third time I'm mentioning Pirates. Go see it.
Has anyone else heard about this Dukes of Hazzard remake starring Paul Walker, Ashton Kutcher, and Britney Spears? Why would
anyone greenlight this? There is no good that good possible come from this. None. well, okay, maybe one. Despite my monumental
disapproval of the new Dukes movies, I still wouldn't mind seeing Britney in Daisy Dukes.
Despite what I may think everything always goes back to Batman.
I think if I were in my 20s during the 80s I would have had more fun than being 20 in the late 90s.
"Say Jump! Down on Jump Street!"
Would 21 Jump Street work in real life? I think yes and am looking for people to help me prove it. Hollywood is making so many
movies out of old tv shows and you'd think someone with any brain would put this on the fast track. Cops that looks like kids
pose as kids to bust up gangs, drugs, whatever. My god, this works in any decade. 21
Jump Street 2K3 should be casting as I type
this.
Can anyone tell apart all these forensic detective shows on TV? If so, can you please fill me in?
The LaForge Octathlon. Once a year. Every year. Fights not included.
Does anyone else hate all those cholesterol commercials on TV? Probably not.
Nothing I have done since 1998 resembles a .plan more than this. Seriously.
Friend + girlfriend = Friend MIA. This equation rivals the importance and impact of E = MC squared.
If I had a choice between the Lakers winning the NBA finals next year thereby giving Brian Cook a ring during his first year
but also giving Malone a ring, I'd rather they lose so Malone can retire without any jewelry.
Given the chance, I'd really like to become drinking buddies with Mark Grace
Hot. Reckless. Totally Insane.
The two most underrated things of the 80s are easily Thrashin' and C. Thomas Howell. Thrashin' takes one of the
most formulaic plots and makes it extraordinary. Josh Brolin is at his best, the skate joust is pulse pounding, and the L.A.
Massacre is climatic. I can't believe this movie isn't out on DVD. As for C.T.H., how can anyone forget E.T.,
The Outsiders, Red Dawn, Soul Man, and Side Out.
Why isn't Scrubs a more popular show? My buddy Dennis tried to tell me this about 6 mos ago to get me to watch it but I didn't
listen to him. As usual, history has proven Dennis to be correct.
Can top 10 lists have 20 items?
One of the best animated bands of all time is easily Cold Slither. On an episode of GI Joe, the Joe team raids Cobra’s secret
vault (filled with stolen gold, artworks, and other sundry assets) and thus very nearly bankrupts the evil organization. In a
desperate attempt to keep Cobra functioning and solvent, Cobra Commander packages Zartan and the Dreadnoks as a heavy metal
band called "Cold Slither" and turns them loose as Pied Pipers on America’s youth. Amazing.
Everyone should own the Sports Night DVD set. This isn't even open for discussion.
"Dillon! Will you run with me?!"
In a perfect world the entire cast of Predator will all be governors one day.
Is anyone else as addicted to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy like I am? Also, isn't that one blonde guy on the show so over the
top? With all the reality shows out there this is by far the best one. On another reality note, Jon Morgan looks like Rocco
from The Restaurant. Separated at birth, easily.
