Ramblings II

April 16, 2004

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And we're back.......I-L-L

	And the winner is...

Who would have thought that after a mere 20 (or so) episodes of The O.C. that my crush on Mischa Barton would take a backseat to my crush on Rachel Bilson (aka Summer)? Apparently, I like girls with attitude over the girl next door. Who would have thought?

Microsoft will change "Tim warned" to "Time Warner" and I will consistently miss this when I proofread.

My phone pronounces "Devon" like the Chicago street Devon instead of like the porn star Devon.

I've forgotten how good Guns 'N Roses are? If you have as well, go buy their greatest hits CD.

	Before and After aka Christina Redux

In the last six months Christina and Britney have reversed their roles. Britney gets dirtier and dirtier every day and Christina seems like she's trying to clean up her act. It's only a matter of time before Britney turns into the next generation of Anna Nicole Smith. Seriously.

Ever since I've read Angels & Demons by Dan Brown I am obsessed with writing my name so it is the same right-side up and up-side down.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand the binary system and those that don't.

Gonzaga fucked me hard last during the NCAA tournament. But that didn't matter since Stanford was forcing me to suck it's dick.

Going to Vegas completely distorts my perspective on the real world. For real.

My baby don't mess around cause she loves me so and that's fo sho.

Database. Report Card. Ham. Email. Cosmos. Lisa. What do these names have in common?

	"Grahahah agrahh" (translation: "Where else would I buy my wookie shoes?")

There is a store on the internet called Shoebacca. Seriously. A) Why am I just finding out about this now. B) Why didn't I think of this before.

mmmmm..... '67 Mustang convertible.

Local man missing. Missing what? His pants.

Don't ever start looking to see if any food has PHOs or TFAs (partially hydrogenated oils or trans-fatty acids) because odds are if you like it, it probably does.

I read some article about how Duke University has a good program and how Coach K is a great and respectable coach and that he runs a good athletic program with a high graduation rate and how everyone is jumping on the anti-duke bandwagon because they have been so successful for so long. Well, I hope that bandwagon crashes into Cameron Stadium and sidelines Coach K in the process.

It's April, yet I am still wearing my winter jacket.

	Would you be friends with demon snowmen? I didn't think so.

Microsoft will ask if I meant to type "Demon Snowmen" after I clearly typed "Devon Snowden."

photomosaic puzzles, while great gifts, are impossible to put together. Seriously. I will pay someone to put the one I have together.

Halo 2. Will it ever come out?

Sometimes I feel stretched but not stressed.

I need some help doing Flash animation. Someone help me.

I know Sports Illustrated knows about their jinx. They ran a whole story on it a few year ago. So why do they continually tempt fate?

The best name for bicycle store ever: Old Spokes Home.

I was not offended by Janet Jackson's nipple unveiling. I only wished it would have lasted longer. Also, her impression of Condoleeza Rice is pretty funny.

	Lord of the Rings IV: Hobbits Do Exist

So did anyone see the Oscars? Did you see Peter Jackson? Maybe if you direct movies long enough you turn into the characters that you're directing. I didn't know where Peter Jackson ended and where the hobbit began. That being said, the studio should throw some serious green his way and get him to make The Hobbit.

Never did I think I would say, "do a search for 'softly' and 'carry a big stick'" and not have it be porno related.

I do not like that Omarossa girl on The Apprentice. She reminds me of all the uber-intellectual/alternative/popular-kid hating/ skinny kids that always think they are better than everyone else and that they are ones who really "get it."

13 Going on 30. As much as I like Jennifer Garner, it would take a lot to get me to see this movie, a real lot, I don't even know how much.

	Worst Movie Based on Cartoon or Comic...Ever

So they made the live-action Scooby Doo movie a couple years ago. It was horrible. Yes, I admit seeing. I will say that I was somewhat impressed with Matthew Lillard as Shaggy. I still think Casem would have killed him in any audition, but still, it could have been much worse. So, that being said, does hollywood really have to make a live action Garfield movie? Garfield! Sure i like Garfield, who doesn't, but come on! Who greenlit this?

Hooray, baseball season has started. Hooray I say, Hooray!

I saw the lead singer of band light his pants on fire last Saturday during his show. Awesome. Bring back pyrtotechnics to all concerts, I don't care what it costs.

Only 7 more months until I can help kick Bush out of office.

All my friends are having kids. The last 6 months have seen the births of (in order): Jackson, Brinton, Hilary, Shannon, and Jack. I have only seen Jackson and Brinton in person.

I just bought Freaks and Geeks on DVD and it is good.

There is nothing better than being outside on a nice summer day.

I-N-I

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