©2006 "It's like putting a condom on your finger, it just doesn't work right."    **in reference to not using a lap board on your lap** "Look at those wieners they are all red they look like they've been sunburned." (hot dogs that is) "Send out a search party, I've lost my pants!" "That's what I'm gonna do in life, own a tavern." "I have no idea what he just said, but I totally agree with him." "I wish that would happen to me. I wish people in white jackets would take me away. I wish it would happen before finals week." "Why am I even learning this stuff?" "Seriously Jay, should I even study for this exam. Three essays, Three hours." "I gotta go to bed. Tomorrow I have to pull an all dayer." "Next time I want to steal stuff, your door better be unlocked." "I could tilt my head, but then I'd get all dizzy and confused and fall over." "It's one thing to steal a man's Pepsi, but to steal a man's Pepsi Points, that'll get 'im Hell." "I think work gives me a headache, because I had another headache today." "Interrupt a train of thought and you can never go back." "Unless you want to cuddle up with me, you better get off my bed." "Have I ever told how cool I am?" "Just 'cause I talk slow doesn't mean you have to finish my sentences." "No, I can't have Starburst. Not after the incident." "You know what MP stands for? M-Possible." "There is a scheme to your little scheme." "No one has held any classes for me, ever! Wanna know why? 'Cause I'm a BAD ASS. If I don't get a class, I don't care, I just take another class." Pete's Steps for Perfect Hair:   Step #1: THE WASHING   Step #1a: THE CONDITIONING (optional)   Step #2: THE DRYING     "Not fully dry, not half dry, about 3/4 dry."   Step #3: THE STRAIGHTENING     "You have to pull your hair back to the center, and put on the hat." "Don't try to sell me anything, 'cause I won't buy it." "Tip #4. Lab is bad for your hair. It dries it out." "Hextetris, it's kinda like organic chemistry. The pieces never fit like you want them to." "You would think I'm staring at Andy's ass but I'm not, I'm trying to watch TV." "Where are the residents of this room, except for you I mean?" "Cochrane's, Grainger, same thing, except one doesn't serve alcoholic beverages." "You should go to Cochrane's, I mean Grainger." "The best days back home are when mom says, 'Strip the bed, time to do the sheets.'" "Maybe some of those girls would be nice enough to do my laundry for me." "Now I'm under so much pressure that I can't be as smooth as I normally am." "I think I'm gonna drop this whole education thing and become an actor." "Time to go to Grainger. But to go to Grainger I'll need some equipment, I'll call them books for now." "This whole key and lock thing is baffling me." "Man, I need to practice my jive." Pete:"No, these sheets haven't been washed all year." Sara:"Don't you drool on your pillow?" Pete:"Yeah, I think everyone does, that's what you turn it inside out for." "You know what? Sitting on your wallet hurts after a while." "Lab is an abbreviation for Hell." "Don't you think there should be a trough in here?"